I am a supermodel.

Not one of the beautiful supermodels, no.

Someone made sure that I knew how goddamned

Ugly I am.

Yes, I am one of Tyra's "ugly beautiful" supermodels.

But I am special.

So special that I cannot wait to see

My spread

In every newspaper and magazine.

The publicity will help my stories to sell,

I imagine movie rights as well.

Though the scrutiny is harsh at times,

I rather like being a supermodel.