Snippet from The Misadventures of Super Slut

I guess you think I am all those tools rolled up into one.

Not all of them. Too bad they don't let people your age on Tool Academy. Since we are technically old enough to be grandparents, you could be 'G-Tool.'

'G-Tool?'

You know. Like 'GMILF.'

What's a 'gmilf?'

Ha! It's a grandmother milf!

Oh, no! Ha ha ha ha!