Twice I asked you, no,

mentioned _________ to you.

You told me not to worry (?) about that.

I'm not worried.

Shocked is a bit much, but close to the thought.

You probably don't remember.

I know other things, too.

Would you be shocked to know that strangers

openly display dissatisfaction with the purse I carry?

As if my choice of accessory would make a difference

in their lives.

But that is nothing compared to the other...

that other....

that is like so much other that I find amazing.

Should I be apalled?

You can shut my mouth by kissing me.