Montana knew Delaware and Spain,

but not Oregon and Florida.

Florida knew Kansas who knew Delaware

but not Oregon, Montana, or Spain.

Wales knew Austria and Delaware,

mistook Florida for Mississippi.

Argentina had met Taiwan but forgot

until 6 months later.

Ukraine knew Florida, heard of Montana,

and wanted to meet Georgia.

Georgia knew Hawaii but thought Idaho

was Minnesota and made friends with NY,

pissed off Indiana, tried to fuck Louisiana,

and made out with Kentucky.

Spain seduced Mexico and played Canada,

who had been sleeping with Wisconsin since

they were so close.

Stuck in the middle, Norway tried to recover

a fumble from Samoa but ended up running over

Puerto Rico.

Then they all began running into each other trying to

save their mASSachusEttS.