Fictional heroine's telephone voicemail to Rocky, the guy to put out some of her x-rated pictures:

"I know what you did. Hell, who doesn't? And you told everyone of your friends about it right in front of me, using your code words. I'm glad I didn't know, because I would have kicked you in the balls. So now, mister Sunday school teacher, what can I do? Hope your wife knows about this. If I ever see her, don't think I won't hesitate to tell her. I hate that your image is tainted as bad as mine is - oh, maybe it's worse, since I never claimed to be godly when I made those pics. See ya!"